lustire:

clubocean:

meowbella:

i hope you guys can see the complexity of this piece. read once all the way through, then read it excluding the words in parentheses, and then read only the words in parentheses 

literally the coolest thing ever 

to whoever wrote this: you are crazy talented

wow

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how could you not reblog this i mean really

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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omchi:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Oh gosh. that is beyond awesome. 

cosbyykidd:

Nicki Minaj’s face when Tracy Morgan said, “Dont date Taylor Swift because she will write a song about you.”

lmao

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awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

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holdyourhandbreakmywrist:

bestevarevillaugh:

Why the fuck are Disney movies so fucking deep?

Probably so kids will have more of a probability to grow up with better self esteem and a better perspective of the world than most people have.

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